Does this mean Diet Coke isn't healthy either!?

I just had this article sent to me by a friend.  At first glance, the title gave me the impression of a lead-laden batch of VitaminWater sent from China made it to US soil.  But its much worse...

Coca-Cola, the producers of VitaminWater, is being sued by a non-profit public interest group on the grounds that VitaminWater makes "unwarranted health claims".  Coca-Cola's defense?  Consumers would essentially be stupid to actually believe the hype that VitaminWater is healthy...what!?!?

Enjoy the article!  In protest, I'm going to go drink a "light" Mocha Frappaccino.  Wait...light doesn't mean healthy!?